None of these pictures are worth a thousand words.

Whenever I see pretty clouds? I think of you. :-)

I can't believe someone let me be a parent. Seriously.

Meow.

Happiness is.... a cherry martini. :-)

This? is bullshit. And this is just my daily morning regimin. One might think that after this many pills, I wouldn't have room to eat. One would be mistaken. My bathroom scale knows better. (Don't you feel silly for not knowing as much as a bathroom scale? It's a cheap one too. For shame.)

Last, but never least = Go Phils.